Description
Boldly go… but maybe keep it down, Ensign.
The “Shut Up Wesley” tee pays tribute to one of the most quoted moments in Star Trek: The Next Generation history — when Captain Picard (and half the bridge) had finally heard enough.
This tongue-in-cheek design captures that perfect mix of nostalgia and attitude, making it the ultimate conversation starter for Trek fans who appreciate a classic 90s meme before memes existed.
Printed in crisp white block lettering with a subtle Starfleet-inspired accent line, this minimalist layout pops beautifully against darker colors like maroon, navy, or black. Whether you’re attending a convention, hosting a rewatch night, or just reliving your favorite TNG episodes, this shirt says exactly what the Captain was thinking.
Design features:
- Bold stacked white text: “SHUT UP WESLEY”
- Subtle insignia-style underline graphic
- Best on darker shirt colors (maroon, navy, black, charcoal)
- DTG printed for long-lasting vibrancy and soft feel
Product details:
- Printed on Gildan 5000 unisex classic tees
- 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
- Classic fit, double stitching, taped neck and shoulders
- Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
Perfect for:
Fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Captain Picard, classic 90s sci-fi, and anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at a Wesley Crusher moment.
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Make it so — and tell Wesley to zip it.
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